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March 17, 2015

Today’s funny quote about Jehovah’s Witnesses | JWnews

Wherever I’ve lived during my adult life, I always seem to have been in when Jehovah’s Witnesses knock. Unlike political activists, Jehovah’s Witnesses appear to have an eerily unerring sense for whether I’m at home. Perhaps God gives them tip-offs.

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March 15, 2015

Today’s funny quote | JWnews

A senior police source said detectives: “more door knocks than a team of Jehovah’s Witnesses”.

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December 24, 2014

Some funny quotes about JWs | JWnews

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August 30, 2014

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Jehovah’s Witnesses at the door with an IPAD?


I’m not ready for the 21st Century



December 21, 2013

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“It is time to take back the streets from the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons!”

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December 13, 2013

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Compare this with the “Watchtower” magazine of the Jehovah’s Witnesses – unlikely to have a pope as Person of the Year

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September 28, 2013

Some funny quotes about JWs

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September 27, 2013

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Global warming acolytes are the Jehovah’s Witnesses of the internet. 😉

July 24, 2013

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Regarding PBS Pledge Week; As long as they don’t start coming door to door like Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Found in The National Review, May 9, 2011

November 5, 2011

Have a nice weekend.         Funny 911 calls.



July 9, 2017

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October 17, 2015

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February 17, 2012

FYI – McDonald’s Happy Meal hamburgers won’t decompose?

The funny thing about this is that the natural health industry already covered this topic years ago. Remember Len Foley’s Bionic Burger video? It was posted in 2007 and eventually racked up a whopping 2 million views on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYyDXH1amic). And this video shows a guy who bought his McDonald’s hamburgers in 1989 — burgers that still haven’t decomposed in over two decades 🙂



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February 5, 2012

Always watching | JWnews

The live cam on this porch also caught photos of a deer, a coyote and a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses. I suspect they baited the cam with a heathen to catch those last two. And funny enough, the Jehovah’s Witnesses seemed to have the same expression as all the animals caught in the cam 😉

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October 7, 2010

High-rise foes seek ‘Witness’ protection.

Funny how they love us when they need us.
“There’s a growing sentiment that the Jehovah’s Witnesses buildings are the magic bullet to keep more housing out of the park,” said Paul Nelson, Assemblywoman Joan Millman’s chief of staff and a member of the city board overseeing the park’s development.
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